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MOST HALLMARK MOMENT
Before they could cross the Bitterroot Mountains, the exhausted Corps
needed horses and a native guide. Lewis spent sleepless nights "dwelling
on the state of the expedition...the fait of which appeared at this
moment to depend in a great measure upon the caprice of [the Shoshone]."
As he feared, Chief Cameahwait was wary and suspicious. But when, in a
moment straight out of a movie of the week, the Chief recognized
Sacagawea as his long lost sister, he and the tribe were eager to help
in any way they could.
GROUCHIEST ENTRY
Lewis and Clark's four month stay at Fort Clatsop was characterized by
rain, cold, and hunger. When they were met with yet another dreary day,
Clark bitterly expressed his thoughts of the Pacific. "I have not Seen
one pacific day Since my arrival in its vicinity, and its waters
are...tempestous and horiable."
MOST BRUSHES WITH DANGER IN ONE DAY
While out exploring the Missouri, Lewis was attacked first by a bear,
then by a "tyger cat" (possibly a wolverine), and finally by three
buffalo. Understandably miffed, Lewis thought to himself, "It now seemed
to me that all the beasts of the neighborhood had made a league to
distroy me..." And as if that weren't enough encounters with the great
outdoors to last a lifetime, he awoke the next morning to a rattlesnake
coiled beside him.
WHITE MEN BEHAVING BADLY
When Indians at Fort Clatsop refuse to lower the price of their canoe,
the expedition steals it while Chief Coboway is visiting their fort.
Lewis rationalized their actions--"we will take one from them in lue of
the six Elk which they stole from us..."
WORST SHOT
When out hunting one day, one of the expeditions interpreters, a
near-sighted Pierre Cruzatte, accidentally shot Lewis in his buttock.
"Damn you, you have shot me," Lewis cried in anguish. When Cruzatte
didn't respond to his angry calls, Lewis fled to get help, suspecting an
Indian attack. But a search turned up no Indians, only an abashed Cruzatte.
WORST EMPLOYEE
Toussaint Charbonneau may not have been hired if not for his wife,
Sacagawea, who was needed as a translator. He held up the expedition
with his ailments, he hit his wife, and worst of all, he came
dangerously close to capsizing the main supply boat, nearly losing
"almost every article indispensibly necessary to...insure the success of
the [expedition]." A crew member had to threaten to shoot the wailing
Charbonneau to get him to help right the boat. Lewis called him
disdainfully "the most timid waterman in the world..."
WORST TECHNICAL FAILURE
One of the items the expedition carried in its supplies was the frame of
an iron boat Lewis had designed. They hauled the iron skeleton halfway
across a continent intending to use it to carry baggage and supplies.
The men spent three weeks preparing the boat--hunting elk, carefully
shaving hair off the tanned hides and sewing skins to the frame. Lacking
pine trees to make a proper tar to seal the elk skin seams of the boat,
Lewis improved with a mix of ash, buffalo tallow and beeswax. When the
time finally came to launch her, Lewis was initially delighted, "she lay
like a perfect cork on the water." But pride soon turned to anguish as
the substitute tar failed to hold and the boat quickly began sinking.
Lewis wrote "this circumstance mortifyed me not a little." After sadly
bidding "a dieu to [his] boat, and her expected services," Lewis and his
men left it behind, not bothering to retrieve it on the return journey.
BIGGEST MYSTERY
While near the Great Falls of the Missouri, Lewis and Clark repeatedly
heard an inexplicable rumbling noise, much like thunder, which Lewis
referred to as the "unaccounable artillery of the Rocky Mountains."
Unable to pinpoint its exact source, Clark wrote "I am at a great loss
to account for this Phenomenon." Though there have been several
speculations concerning their origin, these cannon-like booms still have
yet to be identified.
MOST FEMINIST MOMENT
Displaying the will of a modern-day feminist, Sacagawea stubbornly
insisted that she should be allowed to see the Pacific Ocean and the
greatly anticipated beached whale. "She observed that She had traveled a
long way with us to See the great waters, and that now that monstrous
fish was also to be Seen, She thought it verry hard that She Could not
be permitted to See either..." The men gave in to her demands and
Sacagawea triumphantly accompanied them to the coast.
BEST COMPANION
Perhaps it was out of fear of being the next meal that Lewis' dog Seaman
was such an extraordinary member of the expedition. And with dog being
such a popular trail dish...who could really blame him? In addition to
hunting animals like squirrels and antelopes, Seaman saved the sleeping
camp from being crushed by a buffalo one night by bravely running
towards him, "causing him to change his course."
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