W I N N E R S JACKIE CHAN Tough guy admits he washes own socks to avoid big hotel laundry bills. Mom would be proud HOLLYWOOD The perfect Christmas gift: $147.7 million, the biggest three-day box MIR SPACE CREW Astronauts are cheered at Russian New Year by shuttled presents from their wives

L O S E R S MATT GROENING Creator of The Simpsons says Bart's a bad role model for his own kids and apologizes to show's fans BOSTON MUSEUM OF FINE ARTS Investigators claim many of its Greek and Roman antiquities come from looted Italian sites ROMANIAN STOMACHS Hospitals treat thousands during holiday pig-out on pork, pickled cabbage and vodka

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"Get rid of all the Americans and all of the Jews out of the land of Islam." Osama bin Laden, Afghanistan-based Saudi suspected of instigating the bombings of two U.S. embassies in Africa last year "In the business that I'm in, we sometimes have to shake the hands of the aggressor." Kofi Annan, U.N. Secretary-General, on why he talks to those the U.S. labels as terrorists	"To hell with this stupid show business. Everything was a fake." Sir Anthony Hopkins, Oscar-winning British actor on why he'll quit acting "Finding a job is harder than pulling a star out of the sky." Cho Eun Young, South Korean student, on the plight of the country's graduates in a market where 2 million workers lost their jobs last year