"You have lost a good friend."
Jiang Zemin, Chinese President, to Swiss counterpart Ruth Dreifuss when human rights demonstrators marred a reception in Berne
"To have 20-year-old girls jumping up and down in front of you is more effective than Viagra."
Andy Williams, American singer, 70, whose song Music to Watch Girls By has seen a recent revival on British pop charts
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"Take hold of the arms and get control of the chair before sitting down."
Memo, to Seattle police, after two workers fell off their rolling desk seats
"What a wonderful country this is where nobody has to go to work on Monday."
Brian Jones, British co-pilot of the first balloon to circle the globe nonstop, to a thousand-strong Swiss crowd that greeted him--on a Monday
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