"We have a rocket scientist, and look where we are now."
Wimar Witoelar, Indonesian political commentator, criticizing President B.J. Habibie, an aeronautical engineer, on the eve of national elections
"And don't spread any rumors that the haze is back."
Spokesman, Malaysia's Environmental Department, advising reporters not to equate the smog that's descended on the country with last year's severe forest-fire pollution
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"I've just discovered it's very hard to whistle up there. Not enough air pressure."
Dan Barry, U.S. astronaut, after setting up a crane outside the new International Space Station
"I understand them a lot better since they got their braces out."
Diane Bourley-Medecin, interpreter at the French Open tennis tournament, speaking of Venus and Serena Williams
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