SIAM 4/15/46
THAT'S MINE
"A terrible crime wave is raging in Siam," cabled TIME's Bangkok correspondent last week. "It is no wonder that King Ananda is taking a special interest." The reason for the young monarch's concern was evident: someone had pinched his favorite green 1942 Nash, parked out front.

There are only five 1942 Nashes in Siam, so the search should have been easy. Yet a hunt led by Siam's supreme police chief himself, and a proffered reward of about $67, failed to turn up a trace of the missing car or of the recently discharged royal chauffeur who disappeared at the same time. While the search went on, somebody crept into the royal bedchamber and copped the King's 7.65-mm Mauser pistol.


JAPAN 3/18/46
NEW CONSTITUTION
* Emperor Hirohito and his Shidehara Cabinet, with General Douglas MacArthur's endorsement, offered the Japanese 16 closely typed pages of a new constitution, which forswears armies and war, guarantees civil rights, deprives the peerage of its privileges and promises the people an end to police tyranny. The constitution closely paraphrased political literature from the U.S. Declaration of Independence, Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address and the Atlantic Charter.


THI-GYA-MIN DECREES THAT SPRING IS THE TIME OF SHOWERS

BURMA 4/25/49
WE LAUGH, WE LAUGH
* In Rangoon many years ago, it is said, a newly arrived visitor from Britain called upon a Burmese dignitary. He was met by a bevy of girls carrying bowls of water, who said a few words in their native tongue. Anxious to be agreeable, the Briton nodded, whereupon the maidens deluged him, from topper to spats, with cold water. The master of the house laughed and laughed. The furious Briton presently learned that the girls had formally asked his permission to douse him, and that this was part of a Burmese spring custom, the Thingyan or Water Festival, marked by the visit of the god Thi-gya-min. This year he arrived in a green dress, carrying a flower and a flower pot and riding a buffalo. That meant, of course, that cattle and crops would be badly damaged. After three days, the celestial visitor departed, leaving the Burmese to hang up their clothes to dry.

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