The Kids in the Hall, cont...
Whether surrounded by needling reporters or
awakened in the middle of the night, Chris Lehane, Gore's bantamweight press
secretary, winked his way through every bon mot. While other staff members
gravely questioned Bush's experience, Lehane instead laughingly squealed,
"He's as confounded as he is confused! He's as flummoxed as he is
floundering! He's as puzzled as he is perplexed!"