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Anti-Clintonites Throw Darts on a Dark Day
By Jenifer Mattos

As Clinton supporters gather in Washington to celebrate on Monday, here's a look at what a few Republicans plan on doing to salve their spirits:

Pam Taylor says: "I plan on having a few friends over for an Inaugural "endangered species" dinner. We'll probably serve spotted owl, manatee soup and dodo bird stuffing. After supper we'll retire to TV land where we'll shoot nerf arrows at the TV, cry and plan on how we'll re-coup the 25-30% the Clinton Administration will take out in taxes this year. Then I'll probably reach down to the tag on my couch that reads "do not remove under penalty of the government" and rip it off in protest.

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