1. The next installment in the Star Wars series will be called:
a) Episode II: Attack of the Clones b) Jar Jar Binks & the Journey to Minstrelsy c) Attack of the Toys You Want to Buy at Toys "R" Us d) "Obi-Wan-derful!" --David Manning
2. Microsoft's Bill Gates is smiling at Intel's Andy Grove because:
a) Dorkapalooza 2001 RULES! b) he's got plans to monopolize...Andy's time c) they're celebrating the 20th anniversary of the personal computer
3. Presidential adviser Karen Hughes:
a) loves the new line of "Raging Moral Controversy" three-ring binders b) had a stem cell explode on her blouse c) displays a reference book used by the President
4. 42% of George W. Bush's time in office has been spent:
a) raising stem cells b) singing, "I'm Dick Cheney/Yes, I'm the real Cheney/All you other Dick Cheneys are just imitating" c) on, or traveling to, vacations
ANSWERS: 1-a, 2-c, 3-c, 4-c