OCCUPATION: Tomboy pinup, party starter
BEST PUNCH: Pink declined to co-host last week's MTV Europe awards with her fellow Lady Marmalade alumna because Aguilera "would take the fun out of it ... It's surprising they're having someone like that in charge."
OCCUPATION: Teen-boy pinup, trouble starter
BEST PUNCH: Barring Pink from a London nightclub party, Aguilera told the British press her nemesis is a fashion ape. "When has Pink not been copying me? It's always like, 'Gosh, I just wore that last week.'"
WINNER: MTV Europe. B-level awards show held in Scotland turns into a throwdown. Hey, you don't think they manufactured it, do ya?