Punchlines: Jun. 20, 2005
"President Bush met with the President of South Korea. Things got off to an awkward start when President Bush asked, 'Are you from the good Korea or the bad Korea?'" --CONAN O'BRIEN
"It's hard to read the [Michael Jackson] jury at this point. Earlier today the jury asked to see Michael's original nose." --DAVID LETTERMAN
"Researchers are linking Viagra to blindness. So now, aging baby boomers are ending their adulthood asking the same question they did when they began it: 'Can I do it just till I need glasses?'" --WILL DURST, stand-up comic and TV and radio commentator
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