Hello, May I Speak with a Human?

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We'd like to thank you for confirming your purchase of the Mr. Smokey Outdoor Grilling Station with removable tray for cutting and serving meat. Congratulations! Say yes if you would like to hear about the bonus monogrammed brander, yours when you become a Mr. Smokey member.

What does a person do to get different parents?

Thank you for choosing us. My name is Ajit. How may I help you today?

Ajit?! This is Ajit? Are you at my parents' house, Ajit?

I am in New Delhi.

New Delhi?

At a call center.

My parents outsource their calls now?!

Not all of their calls.

Wow ... They have nice pillows in India, don't they? Ajit, do you think you could ...