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"President Bush ran over a Scottish constable on his bicycle ride in Scotland. There was no need for an apology. We are fighting the Scottish constables over there so we don't have to fight them here." --ARGUS HAMILTON, comedian and columnist
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President BARACK OBAMA, dismissing reports that African-Americans were angered that
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President BARACK OBAMA, dismissing reports that African-Americans were angered that
Obama did not issue a formal public statement after Michael Jackson's death
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