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Mixx"This week the Israeli government began moving thousands of Jewish settlers from the Gaza Strip. Officials say once the area is cleared of all Jews, the land will be renamed Utah." --CONAN O'BRIEN
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"A recent checkup showed [President Bush] is arguably the healthiest Chief Executive ever. His secret? Daily exercise and a near total disengagement with reality."
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SUE SEKEL, of Toledo, Ohio, who was cleaning her house when Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama knocked on her door during a campaign stop
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