The Great Political Bozo Face-Off
SEXUAL VIOLENCE
WILLIAMS
Comparing bad weather to rape: "If it's inevitable, just relax and enjoy it."
SAVAGE
Accosting a Peace Corps worker in Zaire, according to her: "You are my date. There are rewards to people who give their all to the movement."
RESPONSE TO CRITICISM
WILLIAMS
"There's barnyard language, and you came to the barn. It's just a joke."
SAVAGE
"Are you still messing with little boys?" "I'm no Barney Frank."
WISDOM
WILLIAMS
He told a group of G.O.P. women three times that it was time for Texans to get off the "public teat."
SAVAGE
He said of the Great Wall of China, "Just a pile of bricks . . . We have brick walls in Chicago."
EXCUSES
WILLIAMS
"I am Bubba."
SAVAGE
"It's not easy to grow up on the streets and be nice."
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