People: Dec. 5, 2005

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As a woman who dated Woody Allen, Al Pacino, Warren Beatty ... I can tell you why. I was a good listener. But then that wears off. They get bored. I was never interested in regular guys. That's a misconceived idea you have when you're young: Oh, you don't really want to marry somebody who's not this wild, exciting, crazy bad boy or this genius. Well, guess what, it's not going to make you a genius. And everybody's life is pretty darn fascinating.

JOHN KERRY WINS ELECTION Just look what a guy can accomplish without a bunch of cranky swift-boat veterans dragging him down. JOHN KERRY may have missed out on the Oval Office, but the Massachusetts Senator managed to win the coveted job of jury foreman in Boston's Suffolk superior court last week. The jury rejected a claim brought by two men suing the city for injuries suffered in a car accident involving a school principal. "I enjoyed it," the former Democratic presidential candidate said of performing his civic duty. "It was very, very interesting and very instructive." However, the former Middlesex County prosecutor said he was "a little surprised" to be chosen. Yes, we too believed the misleading early exit polls suggesting that a bus driver from South Boston would get the gig.