Punchlines: Jan. 9, 2006

"North Korea Nukes Self in Desperate Plea For Attention." --One of the top 10 fake news stories in 2005 from THE ONION

"SADDAM CALLS HIS TORTURERS 'RANK AMATEURS' Fears for the Future of Torture in Post-Saddam Iraq." --Fake news headline from BOROWITZREPORT.COM

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SEN. MARK BEGICH, D-Alaska, after the Postal Service reversed a decision that would have discontinued the Santa's Mailbag program due to privacy concerns
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