Punchlines: Jan. 30, 2006
"The French have launched their own version of Google called Quaero. You just type in the subject you're interested in, and Quaero refuses to look it up for you." --AMY POEHLER, on Saturday Night Live's "Weekend Update"
"The Mayor of New Orleans, Ray Nagin, is in trouble for comments he made ... He said God is sending hurricanes to America because he is mad at us. And today, Pat Robertson said, 'Hey! I speak for God! Not you!'" --JAY LENO
"Vice President Cheney is on an extended tour of the Middle East. They love him over there. He's known as Lawrence of Arrhythmia." --DAVID LETTERMAN
"A new study has found that 3 million Irish men can trace their ancestry back to just one man. In his defense, the man said he'd been drinking." --CONAN O'BRIEN
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