Return Policy

Item must be returned in its original packaging

Customer must at least create the pretense that clothing being returned has not been worn

Regarding food items: there will be strict limits as to what is or isn't considered a return

Please include all receipts, packing slips and paperwork

Refunds for returned copies of A Million Little Pieces may be made using fake money

Political campaign Contributions may be returnod, but we cannot guarantee the restoration of reputations