Punchlines: Apr. 24, 2006

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"Did you hear what happened at the Washington Nationals game? Dick Cheney was there; he threw out the first pitch and was booed. He said he was surprised--he thought he'd be greeted as a liberator with flowers and candy." DAVID LETTERMAN

"President Bush today announced a new fitness plan to get people walking. It's called Gasoline at $3 a Gallon." JAY LENO

"Scientists have discovered a fossil of a 375 million-year-old fish with a reptilian jaw and a swiveling neck that they say is a long-sought missing link between fish and walking land creatures. Disturbingly, they found it in a Red Lobster fried-seafood platter." TINA FEY

"Arnold Schwarzenegger wrote an editorial in the Wall Street Journal calling for immigration reform. In the editorial Arnold complains that too many immigrants are sneaking into the country and becoming Governors." CONAN O'BRIEN

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