Punchlines: Jun. 12, 2006

"The 2006 hurricane season is here, and if you're a resident of Florida, you know what that means: It means you have the IQ of bean dip." --DAVE BARRY

"Isn't it strange that there are riots going on in Paris, East Timor and Kabul the very week Katie Couric leaves NBC ... Am I the only one connecting the dots here?"  --TOM BODETT

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President BARACK OBAMA, at NATO talks involving over 50 world leaders, describing the withdrawal of 130,000 combat troops from Afghanistan, planned for the end of 2014
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