Punchlines: Jun. 26, 2006
"The movie version of 24 is finally in the works. The producers say the main difference between the show and the feature film will be your $10." DAVID SPADE
"A man in Las Vegas ate 47 grilled-cheese sandwiches in 10 minutes. A few weeks ago, the same guy ate 50 hot dogs. And guess what? Here's the best part, girls. He's still single." DAVID LETTERMAN
"The White House planned Bush's trip to Iraq in total secrecy: the Prime Minister of Iraq wasn't told, the press wasn't told, even Bush wasn't told. In fact, when he got off the plane in Baghdad, he said, 'Boy, Arizona's hot!'" JAY LENO
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