CLAY AIKEN artificially inseminates older record-producer pal. Just in time for Asexual Father's Day
AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH: THE OPERA Including the hit aria May I have the next slide, please
ED MCMAHON struggles to avoid foreclosure on his L.A. home. Where's Publishers Clearing House when you need it?
Kurt Cobain's ashes stolen from COURTNEY LOVE'S home; Keith Richards wanted for questioning
Formula One boss MAX MOSLEY keeps his job despite alleged Nazi-themed hooker sex romp
Dunkin' Donuts ad pulled after RACHAEL RAY accused of wearing Arab scarf
OK! magazine tries to pay LINDSAY LOHAN a rumored $1 million to say she's gay
At a Japanese baseball game, MARIAH CAREY throws first pitch ... into the dirt. Kansas City Royals offer five-year, $120 million contract
YOKO ONO loses lawsuit to get John Lennon's Imagine removed from Ben Stein's intelligent-design movie. Lennon apparently not a walrus after all
SAVANNAH KNOOP, who portrayed fake writer JT LeRoy, writes memoir, angering woman who actually wrote fake LeRoy memoir
SIMPSONS voice actors' salaries bumped up to nearly $400,000 per episode. Woo-hoo!
EDDIE MURPHY to star in Beverly Hills Cop 4: Career Homicide
KIM CATTRALL to star in yet another HBO comedy about sex in New York City
SETH ROGEN smokes "weed" at MTV Movie Awards
GEORGE CLOONEY is single again. What a loser