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LINDSAY LOHAN may have a secret half sister. Officials await blood-alcohol-test results to confirm

THE FLY: THE OPERA Including the hit aria Hellllllp meeeeee!

JOSH HARTNETT to definitely, definitely star in stage version of Rain Man

Patience of Gob rewarded. ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT movie in the works

DICK GRASSO gets to keep $187.5 million compensation

VICTORIA BECKHAM cops to once dating Corey Haim

BORAT and Anchorman to star as Holmes and Watson

RED SONJA to return to the big screen

PREDICTABLE

Mini-Me, VERNE TROYER, sues TMZ for airing portions of his sex tape. Seeking one ... million ... dollars

MTV to start airing political ads for the first time

ANNA WINTOUR celebrates 20 years at Vogue. Thaaat's all

Family Guy creator SETH MACFARLANE signs deal with Google for two-minute animated shorts. Giggity!

MADONNA and A-Rod deny affair. She apparently mistook him for a basketball player

DEVO sues McDonald's over Happy Meal--toy likeness. McWhip it!

Litigious PRINCE sues Norwegian makers of a Prince tribute album. Next plans to sue Prince tennis racquets, the Little Prince, the color purple

AMY WINEHOUSE punches fan at Glastonbury festival. Ladies and gentlemen, she's back

SHOCKINGLY PREDICTABLE