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SHOCKING

Not guilty!

JANET JACKSON'S nipple acquitted of all charges

DARK KNIGHT questioned for allegedly assaulting mother and sister before his own movie premiere

"I'm a miracle, dude."

DR. HORRIBLE so popular it crashes Web server

JIMMY FALLON begins Late Night takeover with webisodes this fall. Will probably not crash server

BARENAKED LADIES quit Disney tour after lead singer busted for cocaine. So that's where those million dollars went

NATALIE PORTMAN spoofs Bollywood in boyfriend Devendra Banhart's music video

SPIDER-MAN to star in film of Brown v. Board of Education. Naturally, Christian Bale will beat its box-office take in Marbury v. Madison

WATCHMEN trailer = 300 + superheroes

PREDICTABLE

Thumbs down--Ebert and Roeper leaving their own show

K-FED out of Legally Blonde musical--legally talentless

RAINN WILSON stands in as CNN weatherman, fails to make obvious name pun

Drama queen SHANNON DOHERTY to guest on new 90210 series as drama teacher

This woman to produce art reality show

TORI SPELLING, mother of a 1-year-old, to pen parenting memoir

CLUELESS, Mean Girls and Pretty in Pink to be made into video games. And you thought Halo was violent

RON PAUL to follow up The Revolution: A Manifesto with memoir

SHOCKINGLY PREDICTABLE