VOGUE INDIA photo shoot puts pricey accessories on impoverished people. American Vogue still putting pricey accessories on malnourished people
Willy Wonka creator ROALD DAHL = WW II British sex spy
Status update: AARON SORKIN to write movie about FACEBOOK
STEPHENIE MEYER stops writing next Twilight book after draft is mysteriously leaked. We've got our eyes on you, J.K. Rowling
HELEN MIRREN admits she used to "love" cocaine. Kate Moss sad to lose the one thing they had in common
NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK release first album in 14 years
Bengals receiver CHAD JOHNSON legally changes last name to Ocho Cinco. Eli Manning still "Numero Dos"
Pope condemns sculpture of crucified FROG
JENNIFER ANISTON to guest on 30 Rock as free-spirited stalker. Slide back into TV begins
Land Shark redux: MICHAEL PHELPS to host SNL
VAN HALEN offended by McCain's use of Right Now, though probably for reasons different from yours
THE DARK KNIGHT grosses $500 million. Katie Holmes sighs sadly
On MySpace blog, wise LINDSAY LOHAN says the Bristol Palin teen-pregnancy scandal is "distracting from the real issues"
Red Shoe Diaries star DAVID DUCHOVNY in rehab for sex addiction
Christian version of GUITAR HERO to debut. Rock me, sexy Jesus
Voters say Obama's FIRST DOG should be a ...
VLADIMIR PUTIN--still got it!