Pop Chart

SHOCKING

HOOTIE tops country chart, continues domination of American musical landscape

R. KELLY on teenage girls: "How old are we talkin'?"

JAMIE LYNN SPEARS breast-feeding pics disappear at Wal-Mart. R. Kelly not suspected

Director of WANTED to produce MOBY DICK: "From Hell's heart, I shoot at thee with slow-motion bullets."

EDDIE VEDDER writes song for Chicago Cubs, bringing trademark angst to angst-ridden team

Despite recent Olsenesque attire, LINDSAY LOHAN to guest-judge on Project Runway premiere

KANYE WEST developing hip-hop puppet show

PREDICTABLE

GOVERNATOR admits to having smoked weed with TOMMY CHONG

JOSH GROBAN sings TV-theme-song medley at Emmys

GWYNETH PALTROW launches new lifestyle website, Goop.com Apple.com already taken

EMMYS' lowest-rated show ever. Nice work, Groban

Novel about dogs is named next OPRAH book-club pick

New cat book, Dewey: The Small-Town Library CAT Who Touched the World. But not Oprah

Months after Tatum O'Neal drug bust, RYAN O'NEAL AND SON arrested for meth possession. Here comes the reality show

GEORGE MICHAEL arrested in public toilet, this time on drug charge. Can't he just learn to hold it?

CANDACE BUSHNELL to pen Sex and the City books set in high school. Too bad it's already called GOSSIP GIRL

CLAY AIKEN comes out. Also: sky blue; water wet

SHOCKINGLY PREDICTABLE