Introducing Sasha Fierce, BEYONCE'S bid to further distance herself from Destiny's Child by becoming completely different person
JESSICA SIMPSON'S Major Movie Star No. 1 at Russian box office. Moscow threatens to respond with bomb of its own
ZAC EFRON'S fast-tracked Footloose remake + High School Musical 3's $42 million box office / Beverly Hills Chihuahua = JONAS BROTHERS' film debut in Walter the Farting Dog
MICHAEL PHELPS, A-ROD, KOBE, TONY HAWK star in pantless Guitar Hero ad
CATHERINE ZETA-JONES to appear as Cleopatra in Steven Soderbergh's 3-D rock musical, featuring the hit single
KIRK vs. SULU: Fight!
NBC enlists B.B. KING, FLAMING LIPS, B-52S to rerecord chime theme. Dumb, dumb, dumb
DR PEPPER sticking by promise to give free soda to everyone in America if AXL ROSE releases Chinese Democracy before 2009
CABBAGE PATCH candidates!
Gus Van Sant to direct film of THE ELECTRIC KOOL-AID ACID TEST. Worst product tie-in ever
THOM YORKE, BJORK record single together, featuring 19 minutes of computer beats, Icelandic screeching
AMY POEHLER gives birth. Saturday Night Live cancels rest of season
ANNE HATHAWAY'S ex gets 4 1/2 years, eternal damnation for papal-embezzlement scheme
FALL OUT BOY attempts to break world record for most interviews ignored by listeners in 24-hour period
Internet poll calls HARRISON FORD best movie President. Somewhere, Ronald Reagan is wondering why he was disqualified
Sex scheduled around gym sessions? GUY RITCHIE--MADONNA divorce dirt arriving right on schedule