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SHOCKING

TINA FEY's disturbing scar secret revealed!

ANDY ROONEY cops to stealing dinner rolls

ANDERSON COOPER races MICHAEL PHELPS

WILLIAM SHATNER gets a talk show. Finally

CONDI RICE gives private piano recital for THE QUEEN

BOY GEORGE police tape: Yeah, O.K., I did handcuff that escort

GUNS N' ROSES' campaign to have Dr Pepper make good on free-soda offer likely to last 17 years

DAVID GREGORY likely to host Meet the Press

PREDICTABLE

BRITNEY SPEARS: "I go through life like a Karate Kid"

MARIO LOPEZ just misses out on Meet the Press gig. Agrees to do Miss America pageant again as consolation

KELSEY GRAMMER to star in Fame remake. Wants to live forever. Also wouldn't mind learning to fly, high

Former mermaid DARRYL HANNAH joins antiwhaling activists

MILEY CYRUS says Annie Leibovitz has made her want to become a photographer. That explains those MySpace pics

AMY WINEHOUSE'S husband on her drug addiction: "My bad"

CREED discusses reuniting. NICKELBACK prepares for battle

ROSIE LIVE dead on arrival

SHOCKINGLY PREDICTABLE