SAM SHEPARD wins Nick Nolte Mug Shot Award after DUI arrest
KARL ROVE beats GEORGE W. BUSH in third annual book-reading contest. Bush beats Rove in second annual "Yeah, well, I'm still President" contest
VALKYRIE makes money?
Poll says SARAH PALIN most desirable celebrity neighbor. Can we borrow a cup of moose?
American Gladiators' NITRO writes memoir. Spoiler alert: his name's not actually Nitro
Despite two subpar films, WILL SMITH is Hollywood's top moneymaker of 2008
New Year's Eve jaw drop: raunchy KATHY GRIFFIN makes ANDERSON COOPER blush
PRINCE to release three albums in 2009, though he'll sue you if you try to listen to any of them
ANN COULTER is back, and she will cut you if you cancel her segment
ZELDA FITZGERALD movie in the works. Will feature alcohol, jazz, ennui
PHANTOM OF THE OPERA sequel set in Coney Island?! Whatever. It's going to make a billion dollars anyway
ZOOEY DESCHANEL engaged to Death Cab for Cutie lead singer. Hipsters everywhere rend their skinny jeans
BJORK tries to save Iceland with investment fund named ... BJORK
LAURA BUSH sells memoir
Bush family's 18-year-old cat decides it would rather die than leave the White House
CHARLES BARKLEY + Urkel + wine coolers + bear claws = DUI arrest. Still not a role model