JOE THE PLUMBER sent to Israel as "war correspondent," suggests barring reporters from war zones
Americans pay $29 million to see CLINT EASTWOOD growl one last time
PRINCE HARRY makes totally out-of-character, offensive racial comments
OBAMA stars in Spider-Man comic
Lisa Bonet's child's name leaves Bronx Mowgli Wentz feeling inadequate
Artist composes 80-page Shining tribute made up of nothing but the words "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy"
VS Obama down to final major pre-Inaugural decision
Led Zeppelin absolutely, positively not reuniting. Black-T-shirt industry files for bailout
New Yorker film critic David Denby writes book blasting snark. Whatevs
HOWIE MANDEL, host of inexplicable game show, branches out into inexplicable hidden-camera show
After denying engagement rumors, TOM BRADY and GISELE up and get engaged. That's the rumor, at least
Winnie-the-Pooh, the sequel: Tigger on Ritalin, Eeyore on Prozac, Pooh gets gastric-bypass surgery
KANYE WEST says he wants to pose naked
AMY WINEHOUSE hubby files for divorce. This woman is on the market, people!
NICOLE KIDMAN agrees with us--Australia was unwatchable