SHOCKING
The Wire's STRINGER BELL to star as MICHAEL SCOTT'S Office rival; will introduce hilarious heroin subplot
Bearded homeless man claiming to be JOAQUIN PHOENIX embarks on rap career
PAUL BLART: MALL COP breaks dog-movie stranglehold on American box office
Vatican to get YouTube channel. Lazy Sundays all around
JACKIE CHAN as Mr. Miyagi? Paint the fence, wax on, jump off 17-story building
GOSSIP GIRL spin-off to focus on mother in '80s L.A. Prediction: rich girl hates parents, meets bad boy, gets preggers
Sympathetic MIKE TYSON documentary screens at Sundance. Watch it, or he'll eat your soul
PRISON BREAK is canceled three seasons after the characters actually broke out of prison
PREDICTABLE
LOST!
JENNIFER HUDSON to sing national anthem at Super Bowl
Teen American Idol also-ran SANJAYA to release memoir
Broadway producers file grievance against JEREMY (SUSHI) PIVEN
ALEX TREBEK to host Canada's Next Prime Minister reality show. Look fierce, Jean Chrétien!
Continuing streak of penitent '90s hip-hop stars, jailed DMX hopes to become pastor after release
BOY GEORGE sentenced to 15 months in jail. They are really going to hurt him
Christie's to auction off 1985 Playboy pic of very, very naked MADONNA. In other words, nothing we haven't already seen
SHOCKINGLY PREDICTABLE