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PAUL MCCARTNEY deep in another relationship. Because that last one went so well?

JESSICA SIMPSON: Curvy!

If they hold a conference in Davos and BONO doesn't come, does it really make a sound?

BLAGO says he considered OPRAH for Obama slot. You get a Senate seat, and you get a Senate seat!

RUMER WILLIS admits to onetime crush on stepfather ASHTON KUTCHER

MICKEY ROURKE wants to participate in Wrestlemania 25

UGLY BETTY put on hiatus. ABC: It's not you, Betty--it's us

THRILLER musical on the way; 1,500 Filipino prisoners headed to Broadway

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Star Trek's GENE RODDENBERRY to have ashes shot into space for second time. Will boldly go where he's already gone before

ROSIE O'DONNELL ceases blogging, says, "It wasn't providing the joy it used to." We know, Rosie, we know

JANET JACKSON suspends tour, blames economic crisis. It didn't work for McCain either

PRINCE HARRY and his lady call it quits

PATRICK SWAYZE to write memoir

TERRELL OWENS to get own reality show to go along with own reality

60 Minutes gets first interview with HERO ON THE HUDSON pilot. ADD nation has already moved on

PETA'S sexy vegetarian Super Bowl ad rejected. NBC saves nation from vegetable malfunction

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