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Melee breaks out at America's Next Top Model tryouts, prompting mass squeals of 'Not the face!'

Bruno twofer: SACHA BARON COHEN scams Ron Paul, Alabama National Guard. Maybe people should start posting his photo around or something

MODEST MOUSE to release Heath Ledger--directed video

Sci Fi Channel mulls changing name to Syfy. Still better known as Dork Central

MICHAEL JACKSON to play 50 shows at London arena, then ascend into the heavens

Chinese version of Ugly Betty a hit. Mostly, we think, because of THIS POSTER

TRACY MORGAN, Snuggie spokesman

Overprotective parents outraged at cynical tween DORA merchandising ploy

PREDICTABLE

LAPD can't decide whether or not to arrest LINDSAY LOHAN

Commitment-phobic JACK WHITE starts third band

Russian-villain-looking MICKEY ROURKE to play Russian villain in Iron Man 2

Kanye West to perform on FAMILY GUY spin-off

MACGYVER to return as feature film made solely out of dental floss and AAA batteries

Unwed Louisiana teenage mom JAMIE LYNN SPEARS considers country album

George Stephanopoulos conducts 'Twitterview' with JOHN MCCAIN. Maybe journalism does deserve to die

LEVI JOHNSTON on breakup: 'It's just ... me not being mature enough'

SHOCKINGLY PREDICTABLE