SHOCKING
AMERICAN GIRL accidentally names new doll after domestic terrorist wanted by the FBI for arson
WILL FERRELL suntan lotion?
Famous recluse J.D. SALINGER apparently not too reclusive to sue
New HBO show HUNG is about exactly what you think it's about
DANIEL CRAIG POPSICLE: both delicious and wrong
WHERE'S WALDO? on the big screen: two hours of strained eyesight and frustration
Memphis-area BURGER KING unimpressed by climate change
PREDICTABLE
SUSAN BOYLE loses Britain's Got Talent, immediately pulls a Winehouse
Amex and COURTNEY LOVE in dispute over $350,000 in unpaid bills. So that's what happened to the economy
GILLETTE and SCHICK enter the personal-topiary market
Infinitesummer.org an online support group for people who can't finish INFINITE JEST
Microsoft names new SEARCH ENGINE after the sound a toaster makes
Obviously staged EMINEM-AND-BRUNO MTV stunt fools no one
American Idol runner-up ADAM LAMBERT holds hands with a man
OCTOMOM inks reality-TV-show deal
TLC wants to ruin the lives of another family with multiple children. You listening, Octomom?
SHOCKINGLY PREDICTABLE