Will Everyone Still Love Raymond?

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Leaving the course, on his way to his therapy appointment, Romano can think only about all the things he shouldn't have said — about Mooseport not being as funny as his sitcom; about Dustin Hoffman, who was originally supposed to play the President, being an endless talker; about not getting his teeth cleaned until two years ago, when the hygienist had to do it in four visits; about his plan to yank his buddy King of Queens' Kevin James' shirt open at Pebble Beach to reveal his right breast. "I'm in trouble when this story comes out. I suck at golf, and I want to kiss other women. I love my wife! Put that in there," he says. "Now drop me off at the jewelry store."