Satin in Flatbush

Dem Bums is going formal. For their 28 night games this season, the Brooklyn Dodgers will wear glistening uniforms of satin—white piped with blue for home games, blue piped with white for road games. Purpose: to keep fans' minds off the quality of the baseball, which will be a motley of under & over draft age, piped with 4-Fs.

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