The Press: Headline of the Week

In the New Orleans Item:

NEW HEADS

INSTALLED BY

MORTICIANS

Credit Line of the Week

Under a photo in the New York Daily News of Pope Pius X (see RELIGION): "Stork Club foto."

How to Interview MacArthur

The Manhattan newsmen-covering General Douglas MacArthur at the Waldorf-Astoria have had a dull time. They have seen little of MacArthur himself, gotten no interviews, spoken only with his spokesman, Major General Courtney Whitney.

Before most newspapers gave up the chase as a waste of time, the newsmen paraphrased an old bit of doggerel:

Here is the Waldorf-Astoria

The home of the rich and the odd,

Where the press speaks only to Whitney,

And Whitney...