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RE: The Emmy Awards
It has come to my attention that once again our network is behind all three others in Emmy Awards. This must not happen again. We must close the Emmy gap immediately. Therefore I have directed all vice presidents to turn their attention to this year's awards so that next year we can be up there on the podium getting ours. Remember the motto of this company: Neither be the first nor the last. Following are a few notes off the top of my head about last week's award program.
ITEM: Bill Cosby won an award for his...
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