Television: The Man Inside the Man from U.N.C.LE.

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He makes no apologies for his now fatted life. "I don't feel guilty," he says. "I've knocked around for a lot of years, collected a lot of unemployment checks, and I worked very hard. I feel I have earned whatever I got." The show? "I have nothing against it. In fact, it's a rather good charade, and nobody is pretending that it is more than that. The show is all right, if you realize it is a massive put-on."

It would be difficult not to. The show has involved a man who was chewed to death by a savage Chihuahua. It has also presented a mad scientist who kept the long-dead cadaver of a bygone dictator in his laboratory. Strapping Solo to an operating table, the scientist attempted to revive the dictator by exchanging Solo's blood for the stiff's brine. The scientist was foiled when the dictator's long green arm reached up and grabbed him by the throat. And only last week, when Solo and his assistant Illya Kuryakin (David McCallum) were invading an underground vault, Solo was confronted with the need to avoid electrocution while crossing the "electroporous grating" of an "electrostatic floor." Solo reached into his apparently bottomless pockets and came up with a self-inflating, full-sized rubber landing craft, which hissed and swelled into the perfect vessel on which to sail across the electroconvulsive sea.