Visitor to Olympus

THE CAPITAL Visitor to Olympus

A burly mortal visited the Olympian chamber of the U.S. Supreme Court one morning last week to see his former Cabinet colleague, Tom Clark, mount the bench for the first time. Confronted by a court attache as he searched for a seat, the visitor announced himself: "I'm Secretary Johnson." "What are you secretary of?" asked the attendant, unimpressed.

"I'm Secretary of National Defense," the Secretary of National Defense explod ed. "It looks like you people up here would wise yourself up to who are some of the important people in this town . . ." And so Louis Johnson was shown to a seat.

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