Life among the Thobbers
A thobber is a person who prefers guesswork to investigation and reinforces his beliefs by asserting them frequently.* All who use pseudo-science as a short-cut cure for troubles, especially mental ills, are thobbers to some extente.g., those who apply to astrologers, numerologists, graphologists, self-styled psychologists with fake degrees (Ps.D., Ms.D.), spiritualists, hypnotists, some beauticians and gymnasium proprietors and advice-to-the-lovelorn editors.
Psychologist Patient. A psychologist has been studying this group of quacks and thobbers for the past twelve years. Small, quick Mrs. Lee R. Steiner, who has degrees from the University of Minnesota and Smith College, and training in psychotherapy from Pioneer Alfred Adler (TIME, Sept. 10), read classified ads, went calling on palmists and swamis who hung out shingles. Sometimes she took a friend along as "patient," sometimes she described a neurotic husband (actually she is a widow) or a hypothetical maladjusted, discharged veteran called Junior. What she found out is described in her book Where Do People Take Their Troubles? (Houghton, Mifflin; $3).
Some Steiner reports:
¶ With a friend she went to see "Doctor" Pierre A. Bernard, formerly Oom the Omnipotent, at his handsome Clarkstown Country Club in Nyack, N.Y. He is an ex-barber who found there was money in "sex worship" and later took up Yoga, the Hindu art of controlling mind through muscle(he trained Prize Fighter Lou Nova for his bout with Joe Louis). Oom said he could help Junior for a "membership fee" of $125. His method: "We kid people out of being grouchy."
¶ She wrote to Dorothy Dix, Anne Hirst, Beatrice Fairfax, et al., to ask what to do about a boy of eleven who was unstrung, disobedient and disrespectful, who stole and refused to do homework. (She took these symptoms from an actual case, whose real trouble, she explains, was that he was unloved.) Some suggested punishment or a stiff school far from home. Beatrice Fairfax sternly warned against psychiatry. Elsie Robinson (author of I Wanted Out) gave what Mrs. Steiner considers the only ethical answer: "The problem of a disobedient child is far too delicate and complicated to be solved by 'remote control.' " (Apparently none of the columnists knows how their advice turns out, Mrs. Steiner says. Their advice is therefore guesswork.)
¶ At a well-attended seance of a Mr. & Mrs. Themelis (he was Irish, judging by his accent), Mrs. Steiner heard a spirit guide named Pat tell her to say hello to her husband. "Hello, darling," said she obediently. Mr. Steiner replied in an Irish brogue.
¶ A "Doctor" Holmes W. Merton of the Merton Institute in Manhattan offered to teach her "the only scientific method of charting the face" for $75, so that she could become a practitioner herself.
¶ Manhattan's Elizabeth Aldrich, dean of U.S. astrologers, cast a horoscope for Mrs. Steiner's husband. The stars did not tell her he was dead.
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