A bunch of chilled Britons were warming their mittens at the Cross Hands Hotel last week.
The winds from the sky whipped the snowdrifts up high; a blizzard was raging at peak.
When out of the white came a startling sightQueen Elizabeth with a retinue of six.
At Gatcombe Park, she had seen Anne and Mark, and now found herself in a fix:
While motoring home, she 'd been trapped by the storm, and needed shelter and tea.
Well, the proud innkeep asked the Queen to upcreep a stairway that no one could see; When dinner was served, she ate unobserved, then again wafted downways by...