Services: Words Can't Express . . .

In the 17th century, Christian persuaded Cyrano to write tender love letters for him to give to Roxane -- risky since Cyrano was also smitten with the lady. Today those who want to send a moving missive but fear they lack the requisite communications skills can order a love letter by phone, fax or mail from Love Letters Ink, a Los Angeles company for those suffering from lover's block. Founded four years ago by Martine Greber, Love Letters has written more than 25,000 letters for customers worldwide. The catalog offers selections for < lovers, friends and even in-laws, and features headings like General Love, New Relationship and, as a nod to the '90s, a 12-Step Birthday. Prices start at $16.95, delivery not included. If you can't find what you want, Love Letters will compose a custom letter or speech for you. How does that old song go: Love letters straight from your checkbook . . .?