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Soon-Yi: Woody Was Not My Father

Q. How old are you?

A. This October I will be 22. Look at my driver's license and passport. I was not raped, molested or manipulated as Mia has hysterically charged, nor am I retarded or mentally slow as she would have you believe. I am at college majoring in psychology, and although she cut off all my education funds and living money, I have made arrangements to complete my studies and graduate.

Q. Did you consider Woody Allen to be a father figure?

A. To think that Woody was in any way a father or stepfather to me is laughable....

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