1 THE MESSENGER -- Man who lives 15 min. in the future carries helpful messages in holographs implanted in his body.
2 ISLAND GUY -- Pacific-island boy canoes to the U.S. and moves in with yuppies.
3 MUDDLING THROUGH -- Recently paroled woman who has shot her husband returns to work at her family's madcap cafe.
4 HOT & BOTHERED -- Improbable circumstances force a model to live with a lame-brain auto mechanic.
5 FIRST FAMILY -- Zany Neanderthals.
What if TV programming executives were even less discriminating than we think they are? We might have ended up seeing the listings...