Bumstead, You're Downsized!
The nation's businesses are currently issuing their 1993 annual reports, with prose carefully crafted by some of America's top public-relations specialists. A reader's key:
COMPANY
SEARS
ANNUAL REPORT STATEMENT
"Our dramatic downsizing certainly attracted a lot of attention over the last 18 months."
TRANSLATION
50,000 layoffs
COMPANY
IBM
ANNUAL REPORT STATEMENT
"Shortly after I (CEO Louis Gerstner) joined the company, I set as my highest priority to right-size the company as quickly as we could."
TRANSLATION
35,000 layoffs
COMPANY
BOEING
ANNUAL REPORT STATEMENT
"Boeing continues to take the steps necessary to adjust to the market downturn."
TRANSLATION
28,000 layoffs
COMPANY
PHILIP MORRIS
ANNUAL REPORT STATEMENT
"In November we announced an aggressive restructuring program to streamline our worldwide operations."
TRANSLATION
14,000 layoffs
COMPANY
KODAK
ANNUAL REPORT STATEMENT
"The fundamentals show that we are making real progress in reducing our cost base."
TRANSLATION
12,000 layoffs
COMPANY
XEROX
ANNUAL REPORT STATEMENT
"Although 1993 was not without difficulty, we lowered our selling, general and administrative costs as a percent of revenue by more than a full percentage point, a solid step in the right direction."
TRANSLATION
10,000 layoffs
COMPANY
GENERAL ELECTRIC
ANNUAL REPORT SATATEMENT
"(Our) plan includes explicit programs that will result in the closing, downsizing and streamlining of certain production, service and administrative facilities worldwide."
TRANSLATION
10,000 layoffs
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