Always Say Die

Beverly Hills Cop III, opening next week, is said to be "Die Hard in an amusement park" -- one in a series of current Hollywood projects in various states of gestation that have been described as Die Hard in one place or another:

Arena: Die Hard in a hockey rink

The Dam: Die Hard in a dam

Huddled Masses: Die Hard in the Statue of Liberty

Off the Grid: Die Hard on a Canadian dam

Return to Sender: Die Hard in a post office

The Rig: Die Hard on an oil rig

Rock Bottom: Die Hard in a cave

Speed: Die...