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The World Weekly News scooped Time and other competitors when it got 12 U.S. Senators to admit to being aliens from outer space.
"I admit it." -- William Cohen (R-Maine)
"At least the cat is out of the bag, although this isn't the way I intended to tell my family and friends." -- Bennett Johnston (D-Louisiana)
"Klattu barada nikto." -- spokesman for Alan Simpson (R-Wyoming)
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