15 WHO HAD THEIR 15 MINUTES

ELLEN FEIN AND SHERRIE SCHNEIDER The Rules--aren't single folks wretched enough?

DOMINIQUE MOCEANU At 14, she has one autobiography but no individual Olympic medals

FILI HOUTEMAN How could a daughter of Grace Kelly be cuckolded by a stripper?

IZZY Olympics are over, so he has gone back to wherever it is whatever he is goes

PAT CHOATE Agreed to be Perot's No. 2 even after James ("Why Am I Here?") Stockdale

LOS DEL RIO After years of songs for homesick Spaniards, they do the Macarena

PHYLLIS MACEY She got some attention this year--apparently a first for the first Mrs. Dole

SHERRY ROWLANDS Luckily for Dick Morris, toes can't talk. Unluckily, she could

ANDREW GOLOTA His riot-causing low blows to Riddick Bowe shamed even boxers

RICHARD JEWELL Not a bomber, it turned out--just a bummer for the FBI and NBC

PAIGE GOODMAN She sued to be sole valedictorian. Now there's a serious student

MANDY ALLWOOD She tried to bear a full set of octuplets, paid for by an English tabloid

JEAN HOUSTON She helped Hillary "talk" to Eleanor R. so she could "write" her "book"

JOHNATHAN PREVETTE Kissed a girl and made the teachers cry "Sexual harassment!"

BINTI-JUA Although cradling her own baby at the time, she rescued a junior member of another species (ours) who fell into her cage. Maybe more humans should ape her