Five Finales

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Jerry: Geez, they're bowing and singing! What do they want?

Elaine: They want to see the baby, Jerry! Lift the baby above your head!

Singers: Through despair and hope, through faith and love...

Jerry: How long do I have to do this?

Elaine: A while.

Singers: Till we find our place on a path unwinding...

Jerry: Then what?

Elaine: Then you're the King.

Singers: It's the circle...

Jerry: King of this? There's not even a Starbucks. Let's go.

Elaine: Don't forget the baby.

George: Oh, you can't bring the baby.

Elaine: But...

Kramer: Don't even try it. The animals want the baby. Didn't you see the rhinos?

Jerry: This is no time to get maternal, Elaine.

Elaine: Fine. I'm sure the hyenas'll do a good job raising him.

Singers: The circle of life...

V.

Cut to the ocean. Elaine floats on a piece of paneling. Jerry is clinging to it.

Jerry: You must live, Elaine. Promise me you'll live!

Elaine: I will. And guess what? I've got the diamond.

Jerry: Diamond?

Elaine: The Star of the Ocean. When he gave me his coat, he left it in his pocket!

Jerry: Well, that means--we're rich!

Elaine: Well, it means I'm rich. But you have a rich girlfriend.

Jerry: I thought we'd share everything.

Elaine: That was when you were more successful than I was.

Jerry: I'm going to charge you for this wreckage!

Elaine: No way!

Jerry: Come on, bauble girl, get in the water. It's my turn to float.

Elaine: Get out! Yoo-hoo! Rowboat man! Come on, row through the dead--this man wants to throw me overboard!

Steward: Bounder!

Jerry: She won't share her stolen jewelry with me!

Steward: Now, now, sir. I'll take the young lady aboard, and you wait for help.

Elaine: I'll save you a seat in Monk's.

Jerry: You're buying!